Organized Homemaker Gifts

My mum is very houseproud.

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Moving in

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

Amy Sedaris

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

A woman's work is never done!

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"Namaste."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.