Cottage Lover Gifts

'Like it?'

'Old Timeshare Cottage.'

Cottage Industry

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Wow, forts really do come with cavalry!'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'What's the night life-like?

Children look up at their fort to find it's filled with cats.

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Grandparents with their grandchild

'I know you're at home, Oog -- I can see your feet!'

Cottage cupcakes.

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Small, medium or large?'

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

OK Yah!

Glad we moved out of the City

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'