Cottage Living Gifts

Grandparents with their grandchild

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Dog Walking Services

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Country Bumpkin.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I blame global warming!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

High Riders of the Old West

"Careful. That house has a taser."

I fart more than that!

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Bird Bath.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Clandestine cows.