Cottage Living Gifts

Grandparents with their grandchild

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Dog Walking Services

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I blame global warming!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Bird Bath.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...