Convent Life Prints

Nun hammering with a crucifix

Trappist Monk Discord

Nun Binning the Devil

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

Trappist talk show.

Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'And then the Lord proclaimed, in a loud, thunderous voice...'

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

A friar

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Vicar's wife to vicar - "And if you can't be good, be careful!"

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Thou Art Here.

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Witch

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'