Convent Life Gifts

Nun hammering with a crucifix

Trappist Monk Discord

Nun Binning the Devil

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Trappist talk show.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'I pretended to be religious to get a place at this convent.'

A friar

"And then at 3 you have a meeting with the royal pain in the butt."

Thou Art Here.

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'

Vicar's wife to vicar - "And if you can't be good, be careful!"

Two friars ringing bells

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."

"I hear we went platinum."

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

Witch

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'