Joining A Coven Gifts

"I'll grab the rest. It's impossible to have just one."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Monk Prompt

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Welcome."

Gates of heaven

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Witch

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

Nun hammering with a crucifix

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

"I thought celibacy only happened if you got married."

Witches

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'

Parking lot at the coven

"My mum is very smart: she made sure Dad didn't sneak weasel words into the wedding vows..."

"I don't think this is my order...or even my species."

"He's our funksoul brother."

"By the way, I prefer to be called 'Sister'. 'Mother' makes me feel too old."

Wordilly Durdillies - Fan assisted oven.

'...and this is my extended family!'

"You're a bride of Jesus now? Well....I hope the guy earns enough to feed a family!"