Canine Coven Enthusiast Gifts

Witches

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I was almost that last year."

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Canine Scentipede

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'