Canine Paradise Enthusiast Gifts

Dog heaven

"Pick me!"

"Quick, start the car!"

Barks in code.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Works every time.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'She's just great with the children.'

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

10 K Tail-Chase

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Collies Without Borders

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"A little help, please."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Canine Scentipede