Canine Paradise Enthusiast Pillows

Dog heaven

"Pick me!"

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'She's just great with the children.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Foster failure

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Works every time.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Collies Without Borders

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Yes, one is a dog."

"A little help, please."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Canine Scentipede