Pet Lover's Paradise Gifts

'We'll take it!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Are we there yet?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Pampered?"

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'