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'We'll take it!'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Are we there yet?'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Gesundheit!"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Pampered?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Let's see... water pick, tin foil, snorkel..."

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

"Bad Dog!"