Luxury Pet Lover T-Shirts

Country mansion full of dogs.

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Cat with Crown.

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

New Age Pit Bull

Dog Jogger

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"He spoils them."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

Posh Doghouse.

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

Dog jumping out of limo

The Labradoodle, 2017

Doghouse Satellite

Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...