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The Labradoodle, 2017

Dog Walking Services

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Examination.

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Text!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"She's eating in tonight."

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"I call it male cat supremacy."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

'See, it's very good cat food!'

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

Posh Doghouse.

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'