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The Labradoodle, 2017

Dog Walking Services

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Examination.

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"Pampered?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Text!"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"She's eating in tonight."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Extra Absorbent Kitty Litter.

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"I won't need a doggie bag."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

"I call it male cat supremacy."

'Alice, you're spoiling that cat!'

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

'See, it's very good cat food!'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Posh Doghouse.

'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'