Luxury Pet Lifestyle Lover T-Shirts

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Upper East Side Dog Park

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Champagne Charlie.

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'New money or old money?'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Dog Jogger

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I do like the moat.'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."