Luxury Pet Lifestyle Lover T-Shirts

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Upper East Side Dog Park

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Champagne Charlie.

"Pampered?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'New money or old money?'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Dog Jogger

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'You're spoiling that dog!'

'I do like the moat.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."