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'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

Upper East Side Dog Park

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'We'll take it!'

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Pampered?"

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Boss, customers are asking why you've doubled prices. I'm just being fair. When the cost of coffee beans go up, everyone thinks I'm justified in raising the price of coffee. But cost increases come in all shapes and sizes. What about my new 80" tv? What about my new car note? What about my manservant I just imported from London? I dream of the day when all costs can be passed on to customers equally. Greed is not a civil right issue!

Ladies who lunch.

'New money or old money?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

Big RV Camping

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'