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'Don't you think you're spoiling Tiddles?'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Private Jet

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Upper East Side Dog Park

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'We'll take it!'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

Ladies who lunch.

'New money or old money?'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Big RV Camping