Canine Companion Aficionado Gifts

Man's Best Friend: Love and Food

"Pick me!"

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Welcome to the Team

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Works every time.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'She's just great with the children.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

10 K Tail-Chase

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'