Canine Companion Aficionado Gifts

Man's Best Friend: Love and Food

"Pick me!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Barks in code.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Welcome to the Team

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"A little help, please."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"