Canine Coven Enthusiast Pillows

Witches

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I was almost that last year."

'She's just great with the children.'

'Works every time.'

Foster failure

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Pet a Puppy

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Yes, one is a dog."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Collies Without Borders

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'