Digital Coven Members Gifts

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

"Beats me. He says he's playing e-sports for cryptocurrency."