Digital Coven Members Mugs

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Internet.

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'Does it come on Disc?'

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Drawing graphs on a computer.

'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'