Coven Creatives Mugs

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

The Sculptor

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Blog Breakdown

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

The Remote Olympics

Stage producer.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Richard Graves.

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Small Business Loan of Pencils

Witch

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'