Coven Creatives Gifts

"We're just different. I think better outside the box."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

The Sculptor

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Punkins

Blog Breakdown

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

The Remote Olympics

Stage producer.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Richard Graves.

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

A pop-up book author suffering from Folder's Block.

Ice Sculpting Class.

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

Small Business Loan of Pencils

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

Witch