Digital Crooner Gifts

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Mozart on a computer,

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"I, TikTok."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Robot Creating Art In Binary Code.

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"This sure makes my job easier."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

Jack B. Nimble simulates jumping over a candlestick.

'Wow, Ed! You look so much younger! Cosmetic surgery?' 'No. Digital enhancement!'

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

computer trick with teapot and cup

'I'm not good at coloring inside the lines, but I can fix it in Photoshop.'

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

Computer Creation.

Requiem

"Drawing with computers is easy..."