Digital Clown Gifts

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Barcode Dreams

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'And in conclusion.'

Giggle.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Goodnight Social Media.

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

The facilitator from hell.

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

Youtube ghost videos...

"Lemonade App: $1"

Spam.

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Cat Blog.

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

"I just walked a mile in your shoes. I hacked your activity trackers."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"