Camera Clown Gifts

'George just can't help himself....He has to 'act-up' in front of a camera!'

Ethics exam cheater.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

A Copy Editor and His Dog

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Crab with a clown face.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown God