Virtual Video Clown Gifts

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dead Funny

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Crab with a clown face.

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"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Monster Clown

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

Children's Entertainer

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'And in conclusion.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

Giggle.

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."