Conversation Clown Gifts

I can see you didn't invite me round here for my sparkling conversation!

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'And in conclusion.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

Yoghurt man

The facilitator from hell.

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

You insist on having the last word don't you?

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"Your honor...the only reason my clinet committed these crimes was to support his wife and five kiids."

Lawyer practical joke: 'DISBAR ME' taped on back.

"Promise? No more shenanigans?"

"Ello, ello..& ello

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"