Conversation Clown Pillows

I can see you didn't invite me round here for my sparkling conversation!

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'And in conclusion.'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

Yoghurt man

So, what brings you two here today? Amanda Kern. Comics counseling.

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

The facilitator from hell.

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'With the threat of ABS's competing for Council work is going to get even harder...'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

You insist on having the last word don't you?

Clown 'Laugh Top' Computer.

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'I'm suing my way through law school.'

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

"Ello, ello..& ello

Lawyer practical joke: 'DISBAR ME' taped on back.