Business Clown Pillows

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

How are you at decision making?

Shake it all about sign on desk

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"It's the new simplified tax demand from HMRC. . . Three Questions - How much did you earn last year? How much have you got left? And how soon can you send it. . .?"

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'I know my resume makes me seem overtrained, but I really wasn't paying attention.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Brainstorm in progress.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'How come, unlike some other bosses, you never surprise me with little promotions?'

Scapegoat of the Year

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'