Business Class Clown Pillows

Now, let's remove the blindfold and have a look around your new work space: Bad news, delivered badly.

'You know, Tom...Even after getting million dollar bonuses I can still enjoy the small things in life! Like stealing lunches from the staff fridge.'

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Ethics exam cheater.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Yearbook

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

How are you at decision making?

Shake it all about sign on desk

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"