Camera Clown Pillows

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

'George just can't help himself....He has to 'act-up' in front of a camera!'

Ethics exam cheater.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

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Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Crab with a clown face.

Clown God

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"