Digital Clown Pillows

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Barcode Dreams

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'And in conclusion.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Goodnight Social Media.

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

The facilitator from hell.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Lemonade App: $1"

Youtube ghost videos...

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Spam.

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Zoom Rodeos

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

"I just walked a mile in your shoes. I hacked your activity trackers."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'