Digital Age Clowns Pillows

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Crab with a clown face.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'My dog ate my computer.'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Monster Clown

Children's Entertainer

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''