Digital Age Clowns Gifts

Giggle.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

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Crab with a clown face.

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'My dog ate my computer.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Children's Entertainer

'He specializes in funny bones.'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Monster Clown

Twitter that!

A skip full of fools.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

clown fish

Solve for x x r 2.

I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

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