Tech-savvy Clown Pillows

'We just got another 'LOL' text.'

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Computer operator welding machine.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Noah posted his first tweet.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

Knights of the iPhone

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"