Tech-savvy Funster Pillows

The Internet.

'Dad, want to play 'Rock, E-Doc, Scissors'?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Tunnel of TV

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Computer operator welding machine.

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Internet Shoplifting

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.