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The Internet.

'Dad, want to play 'Rock, E-Doc, Scissors'?'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

Tunnel of TV

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Computer operator welding machine.

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Noah posted his first tweet.

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Internet Shoplifting

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Knights of the iPhone

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."