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'Yes, I downloaded my book report from the Internet, but I collated and stapled the pages all by myself.'

Computer operator welding machine.

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'Sorry about not cleaning my room, Mom. I'll email you an excuse in a few minutes.'

Deer using social media to avoid a hunter.

'Before you deny my raise...my five year old can hack into your browser history.'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

Internet fraud.

'And stop taking pictures of me with your cell phone!' says robber to man he's mugging.

"Drat - the hackers hit our microwave."

"Did you promise grandma you'd never again make all the electronic devices beep at he same time?"

"OOOPS! I thought when you pressed 'delete' it was just for THE PHOTO!"

'But with computer crime, we don't scare anybody. I like scaring people.'

"Actually I prefer contactless!"

"I stole your phone, but I'm giving it back. You get so many robocalls, it's just not worth the headache."

Insult of the Moment: 'I facebooked your mum'.

Ringtone from phone is actually playing the song.

'Nice try, but no, your mobile device can't fill in for you during Phys. Ed. class.'

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'C'mon, check the search engine for the post office addresses!'

'Stuart's giving up his job in the factory, so he's using his new picture messaging phone to send in his resignation.'

'So, that's what a spammer looks like.'

Devil Using Hotmail

'Once I get my DSL, I'm going to do this all online.'

"No, Kevin, it won't work to select one sentence and paste it 49 times."

"I got caught using spell check during our spelling test!"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'