Tech-savvy Clown Prints

'We just got another 'LOL' text.'

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Computer operator welding machine.

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Knights of the iPhone

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"