Digital Prankster Pillows

A failed internet scam.

'What's wrong with kids today? When we were his age we could already hack into the school's computer and change our grades.'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'When I was young and got mad at my parents, I would scribble on the walls. Now, I infect their computers with a virus.'

'I've made an app that counts farts...'

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.

'I fake out teachers that I'm interested by playing this 'Purr' app I downloaded.'

'Now that's what I call a virus!

"I was told you were an expert in the art of thumbnail compression."

"How many of these 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

Teenage forks.

"Hang on! - Before we chat, I must tell you that I'm using cookies to monitor this conversation while also collecting your personal data. . ."

Screen Cleaner

"I just walked a mile in your shoes. I hacked your activity trackers."

"Tech support? I want to get my grades encrypted."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Bank robber uses digital image of gun on smartphone and receives digital image of money on teller's smartphone.

"Mom! - Billy's spamming my website!"

Don't turn. I have a gun aimed at you. Hand over your wallet!

'Honey, do you remember the password to my underpants?'

"That's right. I'm a photobomb sweeper."

'...and at 2:00 you'll be whispering into millions of ears that it's okay to download that attachment.'

I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice.

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

Using a voodoo website.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"You'll have to excuse your father. He's a victim of a deepfake campaign."

Online Bank Robbery

Hacker

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"Do you know you can do this more easily on line, Mr. Pine?"

"It's easy, Santa. Swipe left for naughty and right for nice."

"The reason you have flies is because you put some photos of food in your recycle bin and you forgot to empty it."

Youtube ghost videos...