Online Prankster Pillows

'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'

"On-line banking doesn't mean printing your own bank notes."

A frat party at an online university

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'I must not lie on the internet.'

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"My homework ate my dog."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Oh Hi!'