Social Media Prankster Pillows

Saw your sweet new online hairdo. Cute, Teddy! Are you the perps who photoshopped me with a Justin Bieber haircut? You should thank us for the upgrade! Don't do me any favors!!

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Checkmate!'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

The Ascent of Man.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."