Meditative Clown Gifts

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

A Copy Editor and His Dog

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

'I didn't do the problem because you didn't say 'please.''

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'And in conclusion.'

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

Education Guidance

Young Stephen King

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'I don't know whether these are good grades or not. The teacher calls them unique.'

Zenboni

'Yes, that person there...'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

"Want to fool around?"

'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Yoghurt man

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Well, class, HUMOR isn't usually considered a basic sense, but we'll add it anyway..."