Romantic Clown Gifts

"Was it funny for you?"

"Want to fool around?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Tennis ball girl.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Hammer and Anvil.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Yoghurt man

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"No, I'm scarier."

The clowns are coming!

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The smoking Gun

'First casual Fridays, now fantasy Mondays.'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Gardening for Beginners

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"

"Aren't you at least happy to see her with someone who fills all of her needs?"

'Wacky! Wacky! Wacky! Why-does-it-always-have-to-be-WACKY!'

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

Oh, hey, want me to take that?