Romantic Clown Gifts

"Was it funny for you?"

"Want to fool around?"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Tennis ball girl.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Hammer and Anvil.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Yoghurt man

"Sweet dreams, Tim." "Mort Feldstein: Loving father and professional clown."

"No, I'm scarier."

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

The clowns are coming!

"Hmm, offhand, I'd say you have a nasty case of tennis elbow!"

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The smoking Gun

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'First casual Fridays, now fantasy Mondays.'

Gardening for Beginners

"Hi! I'm on the Globe."

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

"Aren't you at least happy to see her with someone who fills all of her needs?"

'Wacky! Wacky! Wacky! Why-does-it-always-have-to-be-WACKY!'

"Sorry Pardner, but this is fool's gold!"