Virtual Video Clown T-Shirts

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Dead Funny

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Crab with a clown face.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Tennis ball girl.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Children's Entertainer

Monster Clown

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'And in conclusion.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."