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'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Lady Justice.

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

Monk on the beach

Airports.

Fall in the Greek Temple

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Self raising Lazarus.

Saint Peter reviews a man's sins.

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

The suite hereafter.

'I like him because he's a simple guy talking in a simple way.'

'Joan of Arc is visiting - make sure all the toilet seats are down.

'Roger hates goodbyes.'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

Tourists in church

Bento XVI.

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'

Pope Francis

Pope Francis

'I want to charter a tour of the promised land, double occupancy for 40,000...'

'I've just travelled half-way across the country and you tell me he's escaped?'

'Wait just a darn minute here! -- Are you saying we're going to backpack to Palestine?'

'Room service!'

The Pope visits Cuba.

"I totally forgot why I came in here."