Divine Traveler Gifts

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

Airports.

Working from OM.

Cherub on a cloud

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

You are everywhere.

'Recalculating!'

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

Guru Greg's Soul Repair

"Avoid hungry bears."

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'Somewhere with good karma.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"The meaning of life? To be honest, I haven't given it much thought."

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"Enlightenment is nice, but is it worth the commute?"

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

Adam and Eve: If not satisfied with products for any reason, please expel them from paradise.

"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"