Divine Traveler Gifts

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Welcome Ghost.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Mad For It

Airports.

Working from OM.

Cherub on a cloud

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

You are everywhere.

'Somewhere with good karma.'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

'Well, so much for climbing all the way up here to ask him about the meaning of life.'

'Recalculating!'

"Avoid hungry bears."

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"You two stop fighting...don't make me come back there!"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

"Enlightenment is nice, but is it worth the commute?"

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

'I've never seen anyone move so freely between the business world and the spirit world.'

"A few more Hail Mary's would have seen you upgraded to premium-heaven."

In Case of Emergency