Temple Trekker Mugs

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'What makes you think I need my eyes examined?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

Have you seen the other tent pole?

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

Danger - Slow Sand.

"You tigers havin' a good time...."

'Oh-oh, headline-hunters.'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."