Tower Trekker Mugs

Yeoman of the Guard

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Nature Lovers

School trip little porters.

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'How come they know where we are when we don't.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Hey. . . in use!"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Have you seen the other tent pole?

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.