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'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Turtle Sledge

Two cowboys fight using remote control cowboys

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Runner with a kick-starter.

"I drink to forget."

"Look! A camel!"

"When we get back to the hotel we'll throw away our sandals and wash our feet. I don't want to go home and have to explain a case of camel toe."

McGhee makes a run for it!

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

Summer in Italy

fanatic driver.

Tourist viewing a desert rose

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

A toy truck blocks a number of toy cars.

"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"

Three Wise Men Trying To Get Through Retail Park

'The salesman guarantedd me a 100 refund if Global warming doesn't occur!'

"One drawback of professional racing was the list of banned substances: I had to give up coffee for the duration..."

Never try to ride a camel while drunk...

"When did you realize you were naked?"

Bicycle race.

Please, oh please, oh please!

'Local or Express?'

Camels Crossing Sand Trap.

Man Runs to the Television to Zap it Off.