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"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Ship in a Bottle

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Stampede!!'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

'So we meet again...'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."